Welcome. I’m Cosmic Cannibal.
Astrology is the fetish of my life. Here you’ll find it blended together with some grapevine gossip on all 12 zodiac signs, and information about the planets and houses — all prepared by my Gemini mind. Always served raw and unrefined. (They are eloquently composed, however, give or take a few expletives.)
Astrology to me is a colorful way of understanding the personality so that we can accept and grow our individuality, and that of all whom we encounter. My goal of this site is to explain the signs, the planets, and other aspects of the birth chart in intriguing and enlightening ways.
What I want you to get out of my writings is, above all else: entertainment, empowerment, and invaluable information. As such, the material presented here is largely factual, with twists of humor tossed in here and there to ensure you, the reader, enjoy every word written and learn a thing or two about the signs, planets, Houses, and transits.
To stay in the know about upcoming planetary movements and their effects on your life with my HOROSCOPES. And follow me as I chart the chaotic and confusing life of a 20-something millennial astrologer in my weekly (sometimes daily) column, COSMIC CHRONICLES.*
Choose from a buffet of explanations and explorations in my ASTROLOGY WRITING section. There you’ll get the skinny on the signs, the planets, and the houses, as well as information about sign compatibility.
So go on, take a bite out of astrology!
*please note, COSMIC CHRONICLES is a fictional column; Unless otherwise indicated, all the names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents in this column are either the product of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.