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Your 2021 April Horoscope
Your 2021 Libra Full Moon Horoscope
On Sunday, March 28th, at 12:48 pm MT, our third Full Moon of 2021 arrives, lighting up the sky in fair-minded air sign Libra.
This is THE weekend to manifest major life changes, according to the universe
This weekend we have three unignorable transits that will kick start healing and manifest some major life changes.
2021 Venus in Aries turns up the heat in your love life
With Venus in Aries, we’re direct and spontaneous with our affections, if not a bit gutsy and impatient. And we take a forward-thinking approach to love and life relationships.
Your 2021 Aries Season Survival Guide
Coinciding with the Spring Equinox, Aries season, which lasts from March 20th thru April 19th, is a season of new beginnings-- literally: It marks the beginning of the astrological new year.
What 2021 Mercury in Pisces means for your sign
Beginning March 15th through April 2nd, the messenger planet transits the mutable water sign, distorting our thoughts and everyday life.
The most romantic day of 2021, according to the universe
It's Just a Transit lends their two cents to the dreamy Venus conjunct Neptune transit.
Your 2021 Pisces New Moon Horoscope
With so many planets in Pisces, the veil between this world and the imaginary world will be thin.
Planetary Dominance: Venus
Venus Dominant souls believe in love & loveliness. Blessed with an acute aesthetic eye, you appreciate beauty in all forms, but harmonize with music and art especially.
Mars in Gemini: The Energy Boost We Need for spring 2021
The vibe of Mars in Gemini: we’re physical and mentally charged-- buzzing, if you will --and ready to get and stay busy.
Cosmic Cannibal 