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On Sunday, March 28th, at 12:48 pm MT, our third Full Moon of 2021 arrives, lighting up the sky in fair-minded air sign Libra.
This weekend we have three unignorable transits that will kick start healing and manifest some major life changes.
With Venus in Aries, we’re direct and spontaneous with our affections, if not a bit gutsy and impatient. And we take a forward-thinking approach to love and life relationships.
Coinciding with the Spring Equinox, Aries season, which lasts from March 20th thru April 19th, is a season of new beginnings-- literally: It marks the beginning of the astrological new year.
Beginning March 15th through April 2nd, the messenger planet transits the mutable water sign, distorting our thoughts and everyday life.
Venus Dominant souls believe in love & loveliness. Blessed with an acute aesthetic eye, you appreciate beauty in all forms, but harmonize with music and art especially.