Your 2021 October Horoscope
How are the planets affecting YOU this month? Um, read and find out (jeez, lazy much).
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Your 2021 Mercury Retrograde Horoscope
And let me tell you, you’re gonna need it.
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Yep. It’s happening again, but this time you’ll be ready!
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It’s a peaceful, easy season– NOT
Read more "Cosmic weather forecast: 2021 Libra season"Satiriscope: 2021 Pisces Full Moon
It’s fishy one!
Read more "Satiriscope: 2021 Pisces Full Moon"2021 Venus in Scorpio will transform your love life
And I’ve got the horoscopes to prove it
Read more "2021 Venus in Scorpio will transform your love life"These signs will benefit most from the Virgo New Moon
Oh, but which signs are they?
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Published in The Scribe So you’re skimming through an article by your fave astrologer (in other words, me) and you’re loving everything she’s saying (thank you, I try) because her descriptions are as witty as they are wise, and satirical yet sincere (stop, you’re making me blush). But this witty, wise, satirical yet sincere astrology […]
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Yep, it’s September (how the eff did that happen?)
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Cosmic Cannibal 