Horoscopes

Here are all the Cosmic Cannibal horoscopes, read by thousands worldwide. From Mercury retrograde to new and full moons, I’ve got plenty of snarky yet savvy predictions for you to enjoy.

Cosmic Weather Forecast: 2023 Aries season

Horoscopes

All the transits, baby!
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Saturn in Pisces meaning and horoscope

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Everything you need to know about the major transit
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Your guide to Mercury in Aquarius

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Your complete horoscope for the planetary transit
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Manifest your dream life this Aquarius new moon

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Let the intention-setting BEGIN!
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Mars is stationing Direct – here’s what it means for YOU

Horoscopes • One Comment

Spoiler Alert: it’s a good thing
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Full Moon in Cancer: What Does It Mean?

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And why you should care
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Venus in Aquarius Transit and the Future of Love

Horoscopes, The Planets

What happens when the love planet and the fixed air sign come together
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Here’s why Jupiter in Aries is great news for your goals

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New Year’s resolutions, anyone?
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Love or Money? The funny truths about 2022 Venus in Capricorn

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And lemme tell ya, they’re HILARIOUS
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