Horoscopes

Here are all the Cosmic Cannibal horoscopes, read by thousands worldwide. From Mercury retrograde to new and full moons, I’ve got plenty of snarky yet savvy predictions for you to enjoy.

Mars Direct is the Pick-Me-Up We All Need

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With this difficult transit over and done with, getting through everyday will be a lot easier–…
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2020 Sagittarius Season

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The vibe of 2020’s Sagittarius season– which starts November 22nd and ends December 21st R…
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Halloween Blue Moon

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With this Halloween Full Moon conjunct Uranus, it’s a lunar doozy.
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August 2020 Horoscope

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All that the planets have in store for August 2020.
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Your June 2020 Horoscope

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Five planets retrograde… Lunar and solar eclipses… June is going to be a month for the …
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Your May 2020 Horoscope

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There’s so much planetary action this month, it’s almost scary…
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Five Transits to Give You Hope Heading Into May

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Here are five upcoming planetary transits that can help you stay calm, stay connected, and ground b…
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What to Expect During the Libra Full Moon 2020

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Everything you need to know to manage the 2020 Libra Full Moon
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Major Transit Alert: Jupiter Conjunct Pluto

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Published in The Paper, 4/3/2020
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April 2020 Horoscopes

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Just because life seems at a stand still, doesn’t mean the planets are…
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