March 2020 Horoscopes
It seems there’s never a month that passes where the planets aren’t making some sort of monumental shift. March is no different. In...
February 2020 Horoscopes
There’s too much happening to relay it quickly!
November 2019 Horoscope
Planetary energies are mixed this month. Read on to learn how best to navigate your way this Novemb…
October 2019 Horoscope
Fall has officially arrived, and day and night are as even as a see-saw. But the planets are pickin…
August 2019 Horoscope
Wave goodbye to the bad juju of July, and welcome the (mostly) good vibes of Leo- and Virgo-ruled A…
July 2019 Horoscope
With the emotional solar and lunar eclipses, and Mercury Retrograde, how will your sign make it thr…
May Horoscope
With the sun mid-way through Taurus and Venus in the airy sign of Gemini, the cosmos couldn’t create a better send-off for the end of the...
April 2018 Horoscope
What do the April stars have in store for you? This month’s Cosmic Cannibal Horoscopes will a…
2018 March Forecast
What do the March stars have in store for you? This month’s Cosmic Cannibal Horoscopes will a…
V-Day Aftermath
Feeling the Valentine’s day funk? This special edition Cosmic Cannibal V-Day Aftermath will a…
