And lemme tell ya, they're HILARIOUS
Love or Money? The funny truths about 2022 Venus in Capricorn
Your astrology reading for the 2022 Sagittarius new moon
It's a totally tubular forecast, bra.
Venus in Sagittarius: STD or planetary transit? Let these horoscopes decide
If the burning, oozing and itching continues, please contact your Doctor
Like Jaws 3-D, Retrograde Jupiter in Pisces is a Gift that Keeps on Giving
Dennis Quaid himself will approve of these satiriscopes
Your Libra New Moon Satiriscope is a Game Changer
Seriously, consider the game CHANGED. What game? Idk. THE GAME.
2022 Mars in Gemini gives us a much-needed energy boost
For real, though.
Love yourself during 2022 Venus in Leo
It's no joke.
The 2022 Aquarius full moon is a heavy-hitter for these zodiac signs
I'm talking Thor's hammer type of hits, too.
2022 Mercury in Virgo is SOOO GOOD for these zodiac signs
Oh, but which signs is the question...
Your 2022 Leo new moon horoscope
It's a day to be dramatic and confident AF.
Cosmic Cannibal 