The Onion-inspired horoscopes: hilariously absurd for April Fool’s DayRead more "Your 2021 April Horoscope"
Mercury Dominant souls keep the world abreast of all that’s buzzing.Read more "Dominant Planets: Mercury"
Sun dominant souls are celebrities of spirit who shine confidence on the world, but they also lean towards megalomania.Read more "Dominant Planets: The Sun"
Cosmic Cannibal’s wry guide to the major astrological aspectsRead more "WTF are (major) Aspects?!"
This month, we are collectively called to lighten up and look on the bright side. How depends on your horoscope…Read more "December 2020 Horoscopes"
How the antagonist in John Milton’s epic poem aligns with the astrological archetype of water sign Scorpio.Read more "Scorpio & Paradise Lost"
Love doesn’t always mean fireworks for the first fire sign of the zodiac. It can mean friction, frustration, and much more for Aries the Ram.Read more "Aries Compatibility"
Sign-on-Sign Synastry, baby. Loving Leo the LionRead more "Leo Compatibility"
There is duality and deception aplenty inside the cryptic symbols of Pisces, from the glyph to the constellations’ opposite swimming fish. And those illustrations, working in accordance with this mutable water sign’s inherent intangibility and planetary potentates, reveal yet another unfamiliar and mysterious, though explicitly indispensable aspect of Pisces.Read more "The Glyph and Myth of Pisces"
Forget genius! Here’s how Aquarius and the 11th house is destined for distinction.Read more "11th House and the Fate of Fame"