Dennis Quaid himself will approve of these satiriscopes
Like Jaws 3-D, Retrograde Jupiter in Pisces is a Gift that Keeps on Giving
So much astrology is happening this weekend
Seriously, it's a lot.
Cosmic Weather Forecast: 2022 Aries Season
Let's get ready for SPRING TIME!
The March new moon is prime for dreaming
Dream a little dream of Pisces...
The luckiest days of 2022, according to the universe
Get your sports book primed and ready, baby...
Jupiter is the astrology MVP of 2022
That's most valuable PLANET, btw.
Cosmic Weather Forecast: Aquarius Season
Yep, it's here: the season of Joey Fatone, Shakira, and Oprah...
Your Jupiter in Pisces horoscope
This transit is all about the ~experience~
Cosmic Weather Forecast: Winter Break
The long and short of it: there's a lot
Everything you need to know about 2021 Jupiter in Pisces
2021 Jupiter in Pisces is not just another transit. It is a titanic transit of epic proportions that will have a massive impact on society. And I've got everything you need to know about it.
Cosmic Cannibal 