Your Libra New Moon Satiriscope is a Game Changer

Seriously, consider the game CHANGED. What game? Idk. THE GAME.

Cosmic Weather Forecast: 2022 Virgo Season

Sunshine. Clouds. Mercury Retrograde... the usual

It's gonna be sooooo sunny, too

Seriously, it's a lot.

Expect some cloudy days and lots of rain...

Hello? Yeah, I have the future on the line, and it wants a chat with you about your destiny.

Want a hand-dandy guide for surviving the retrograde transit?

Yep, it's here: the season of Joey Fatone, Shakira, and Oprah...

If you’re a fan of gushy sentimental lamenting over what used to be, then this full moon is for you!

Bumps, bruises, and breakups?! Mmmaybe...