Would you say the sign of superstars Whoopi Goldberg, Drake, and Leo DiCaprio sucks? NOPE.
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Your Libra New Moon Satiriscope is a Game Changer
Seriously, consider the game CHANGED. What game? Idk. THE GAME.
Jupiter is the astrology MVP of 2022
That's most valuable PLANET, btw.
Everything you need to know about the 2022 Cancer Full Moon
If you’re a fan of gushy sentimental lamenting over what used to be, then this full moon is for you!
The Libra New Moon changes everything
It's a whopper of a lunation, dude
2021 Pluto Retrograde: what it means and why you should freak
Could there be a better way to end the semester than with a retrograde? Yes, I can think of plenty, because retrogrades suck.
Gear Up For Drama: The 2021 Leo Full Moon is Full of It
Taking place at 9°, January’s Full Moon in Leo is making tense aspects to Mars, Jupiter, and Uranus.
Scorpio Season + Transformation
Scorpio season compels us to dig deep into our psychological underworld -- the creative depths of the Self -- and examine what needs to be destroyed to make way for the new.
Scorpio & Paradise Lost
How the antagonist in John Milton’s epic poem aligns with the astrological archetype of water sign Scorpio.
Major Transit Alert: Jupiter Conjunct Pluto
Published in The Paper, 4/3/2020
Cosmic Cannibal 