WTF is a Jupiter Return?!

All the T about this rare, benefical planetary transit.

Everything You Need To Know About the 2020 Gemini Lunar Eclipse

The penumbral lunar eclipse, which takes place ever-so early in the morn, will test our emotional stamina and stir up major self-evaluation

Your June 2020 Horoscope

Five planets retrograde… Lunar and solar eclipses… June is going to be a month for the ages.

Cosmic Chronicles Part One

Heartbreak. Quarantine. The biggest comeback ever orchestrated by a Gemini… Part One of the fiction series tracks astrologer Cosmic Cannibal as she treks through the transits, tragedies, and occasional triumphs of her life during the Covid-19 quarantine.

Midheaven Mishap

On an important New Moon, Cosmic sets the intention to get a column, but Uranus in Taurus has other plans for her Midheaven goals.

April 2020 Horoscopes

Just because life seems at a stand still, doesn’t mean the planets are…

February 2020 Horoscopes

By Camille Liptak As per the astrological status quo, the planets are changing this February. The patchy planetary schedule is as follows: Mercury enters Pisces on the 3rd, encouraging the use of intuition & empathy over dispassionate logic; because Pisces is an emotional water sign, hypersensitivity could become a problem. On the 7th, Venus enters […]