Love or Money? The funny truths about 2022 Venus in Capricorn
And lemme tell ya, they’re HILARIOUS
5 things that don’t suck about Scorpio
Would you say the sign of superstars Whoopi Goldberg, Drake, and Leo DiCaprio sucks? NOPE.
Venus in Sagittarius: STD or planetary transit? Let these horoscopes decide
If the burning, oozing and itching continues, please contact your Doctor
Like Jaws 3-D, Retrograde Jupiter in Pisces is a Gift that Keeps on Giving
Dennis Quaid himself will approve of these satiriscopes
2022 Mercury in Virgo is SOOO GOOD for these zodiac signs
Oh, but which signs is the question…
Your 2022 Leo new moon horoscope
It’s a day to be dramatic and confident AF.
Your 2021 April Horoscope
The Onion-inspired horoscopes: hilariously absurd for April Fool’s Day
