Tag: satire

Love or Money? The funny truths about 2022 Venus in Capricorn

Horoscopes

And lemme tell ya, they’re HILARIOUS
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5 things that don’t suck about Scorpio

Astrology, The Zodiac

Would you say the sign of superstars Whoopi Goldberg, Drake, and Leo DiCaprio sucks? NOPE.
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Venus in Sagittarius: STD or planetary transit? Let these horoscopes decide

Horoscopes

If the burning, oozing and itching continues, please contact your Doctor
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Like Jaws 3-D, Retrograde Jupiter in Pisces is a Gift that Keeps on Giving

Horoscopes

Dennis Quaid himself will approve of these satiriscopes
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2022 Mercury in Virgo is SOOO GOOD for these zodiac signs

Horoscopes

Oh, but which signs is the question…
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Your 2022 Leo new moon horoscope

Horoscopes

It’s a day to be dramatic and confident AF.
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Your 2021 April Horoscope

Horoscopes

The Onion-inspired horoscopes: hilariously absurd for April Fool’s Day
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