Your June 2020 Horoscope
Five planets retrograde… Lunar and solar eclipses… June is going to be a month for the ages.
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Midheaven Mishap
On an important New Moon, Cosmic sets the intention to get a column, but Uranus in Taurus has other plans for her Midheaven goals.
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Just because life seems at a stand still, doesn’t mean the planets are…
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By Camille Liptak As per the astrological status quo, the planets are changing this February. The patchy planetary schedule is as follows: Mercury enters Pisces on the 3rd, encouraging the use of intuition & empathy over dispassionate logic; because Pisces is an emotional water sign, hypersensitivity could become a problem. On the 7th, Venus enters […]
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Planetary energies are mixed this month. Read on to learn how best to navigate your way this November.
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Fall has officially arrived, and day and night are as even as a see-saw. But the planets are picking up speed.
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Wave goodbye to the bad juju of July, and welcome the (mostly) good vibes of Leo- and Virgo-ruled August.
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With the emotional solar and lunar eclipses, and Mercury Retrograde, how will your sign make it through the cosmic storms?
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With the sun mid-way through Taurus and Venus in the airy sign of Gemini, the cosmos couldn’t create a better send-off for the end of the semester. Aries, Leo and Sagittarius are as driven to manifest real changes as ever. Taurus, Virgo, and Capricorn are getting their hands dirty with some creative projects. The airheads, […]
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What do the April stars have in store for you? This month’s Cosmic Cannibal Horoscopes will answer all your astrology inquiries.
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