Published in The Scribe So you’re skimming through an article by your fave astrologer (in other words, me) and you’re loving everything she’s saying (thank you, I try) because her descriptions are as witty as they are wise, and satirical yet sincere (stop, you’re making me blush). But this witty, wise, satirical yet sincere astrology […]Read more "Everything you need to know about Mercury"
Tighten those purse strings and give someone a big hug: on June 2nd, Venus, the planet of love and money, glides into cheap-yet-cuddly water sign Cancer, where it stays until June 27th.Read more "Your 2021 Venus in Cancer horoscope"
2021 Jupiter in Pisces is not just another transit. It is a titanic transit of epic proportions that will have a massive impact on society. And I’ve got everything you need to know about it.Read more "Everything you need to know about 2021 Jupiter in Pisces "
On May 11th, we have the fifth New Moon of 2021, and this New Moon takes place in fixed earth sign Taurus. This is the last manifestation moon before eclipse season (which starts May 26th).Read more "Your complete 2021 New Moon in Taurus Horoscope"
Could there be a better way to end the semester than with a retrograde? Yes, I can think of plenty, because retrogrades suck.Read more "2021 Pluto Retrograde: what it means and why you should freak"
Tenacity, resourcefulness, and the instinct to initiate all abound during 2021 Mars in Cancer. Where exactly these Martian urges will manifest depend entirely on your zodiac sign.Read more "What 2021 Mars in Cancer means for your zodiac sign"
I’ve compiled a list of zodiac signs that will love the 2021 Sun, Mercury, and Venus in Taurus. Spoiler alert: it’s not any fire or air signs.Read more "Why these five zodiac signs will love 2021 Taurus Season"
Love is in the air… for a few zodiac signs. Read your 2021 Venus in Taurus horoscope to see if your sign is one of them.Read more "What 2021 Venus in Taurus means for your zodiac sign"
How will this New Moon in Aries deliver a boost of energy and get you pumped for tomorrow?Read more "Your 2021 Aries New Moon Horoscope"
The Onion-inspired horoscopes: hilariously absurd for April Fool’s DayRead more "Your 2021 April Horoscope"