The Onion-inspired horoscopes: hilariously absurd for April Fool’s DayRead more "Your 2021 April Horoscope"
Beginning March 15th through April 2nd, the messenger planet transits the mutable water sign, distorting our thoughts and everyday life.Read more "What 2021 Mercury in Pisces means for your sign"
It’s Just a Transit lends their two cents to the dreamy Venus conjunct Neptune transit.Read more "The most romantic day of 2021, according to the universe"
Venus Dominant souls believe in love & loveliness. Blessed with an acute aesthetic eye, you appreciate beauty in all forms, but harmonize with music and art especially.Read more "Planetary Dominance: Venus"
Moon Dominant souls live in the land of the emotions, and are connected with the psychic sensitivities that exist there.Read more "Dominant Planets: The Moon"
Say adios to the rebellion and reason of Aquarius season, and embrace your softer side: The Sun is shifting into dreamy, delusional water sign Pisces.Read more "Your 2021 Pisces Season Survival Guide"
Sun dominant souls are celebrities of spirit who shine confidence on the world, but they also lean towards megalomania.Read more "Dominant Planets: The Sun"
(Not that you could. I mean, it is the moon, after all.)Read more "You Won’t Want to Miss the 2021 February New Moon"
The Love Planet is a breath of fresh air this February.Read more "Venus in Aquarius Will Shake Up Your Social Life"
The short and sweet lowdown on Aquarius season.Read more "Aquarius Season– What’s it all about?"