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JUPITER RETURNS, an Astrology Novel

JUPITER RETURNS, an Astrology Novel

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The astrology romcom you've been waiting for!

In Jupiter Returns, my laugh-out-loud novel debut, we meet Cosmic Cannibal: a plucky, slightly chaotic astrologer, horoscope junkie, and Gemini (classic), who’s juggling big dreams, a fierce competition for a coveted writing gig, and two swoon-worthy men who may or may not be cosmic disasters in disguise. With her Jupiter Return ticking down, it’s her once-in-12-years chance to hit it big—or watch her dreams combust like Mercury in retrograde.

Equal parts hilarious, heartfelt, and a little bit woo-woo, Jupiter Returns is perfect for anyone who's obsessed with horoscopes or just craves a fresh, fun romcom that dares to go big. 

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📖 What’s Jupiter Returns About?

Cosmic Cannibal is on a mission to find herself (and maybe love?) after quitting her day job to chase her astrology dreams. With her Jupiter Return throwing all sorts of curveballs, Cosmic finds herself tangled in a love triangle with two irresistible guys, vying for a dream job, and uncovering a shocking birth chart secret that could change everything.

Read the first chapter of Jupiter Returns

Want a sneak-peek of this laugh-out-loud romcom? Check out the first chapter of Jupiter Returns on my Substack.

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This Novel is a MUST-HAVE for YOU if:

🌟 You're a Rom-Com Aficionado: Dive into a world of laughter, love, and astrological magic with Jupiter Returns. Perfect for fans of hilarious romcoms like Ali Hazelwood's The Love Hypothesis and Emily Henry's Beach Read, this book will have you giggling, gasping, and swooning until the very last page.

📚 You Love Chick Lit Classics: Jupiter Returns is a deliciously delightful read that combines the charm of Sophie Kinsella's Confessions of a Shopaholic and the wit of Bridget Jones's Diary, with a dash of astrology for a fresh new take on classic chick lit.

🏖️ You're Looking for the Ultimate Beach Read: Say hello to your new summer obsession! Lose yourself in a whirlwind of humor, romance, and astrology that will keep you hooked until the sun sets.

🔮 You're An Astrology Enthusiast: Whether you're a cosmic connoisseur or simply intrigued by the stars, Jupiter Returns invites you on a celestial adventure like no other. Explore the mysteries of planets, signs and houses, uncover unexpected revelations, and embrace the magic of cosmic connections in this hilarious, heartwarming romp.