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JUPITER RETURNS, a Cosmic Cannibal Novel

JUPITER RETURNS, a Cosmic Cannibal Novel

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With only a few months to take advantage of her Jupiter Return in Gemini, a powerful transit that brings promises of good fortune, aspiring astrologer Cosmic Cannibal must find a way to land a coveted horoscope writing job before it's too late. 

But as the scrappy, daydreamy Gemini (who’s just recently quit a fancy marketing job to pursue astrology) faces cutthroat competition and mounting pressure to succeed, Cosmic also finds herself in the midst of a shocking discovery about her birth chart that throws her whole worldview—and sense of self–into question.

Oh, and Cosmic has another worry on her hands: the sizzling flirtations with Tyler & Ben, two mystery men who might just hold the key to unlocking her luck—but she can’t tell if either man is her helpmate, soulmate, or just another obstacle in her path. 
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📖 What’s Jupiter Returns About?

Cosmic Cannibal is on a mission to find herself (and maybe love?) after quitting her day job to chase her astrology dreams. With her Jupiter Return throwing all sorts of curveballs, Cosmic finds herself tangled in a love triangle with two irresistible guys, vying for a dream job, and uncovering a shocking birth chart secret that could change everything.

This Novel is a MUST-HAVE for YOU if:

🌟 You're a Rom-Com Aficionado: Dive into a world of laughter, love, and astrological magic with Jupiter Returns. Perfect for fans of hilarious romcoms like Ali Hazelwood's The Love Hypothesis and Emily Henry's Beach Read, this book will have you giggling, gasping, and swooning until the very last page.

📚 You Love Chick Lit Classics: Jupiter Returns is a deliciously delightful read that combines the charm of Sophie Kinsella's Confessions of a Shopaholic and the wit of Bridget Jones's Diary, with a dash of astrology for a fresh new take on classic chick lit.

🏖️ You're Looking for the Ultimate Beach Read: Say hello to your new summer obsession! Lose yourself in a whirlwind of humor, romance, and astrology that will keep you hooked until the sun sets.

🔮 You're An Astrology Enthusiast: Whether you're a cosmic connoisseur or simply intrigued by the stars, Jupiter Returns invites you on a celestial adventure like no other. Explore the mysteries of planets, signs and houses, uncover unexpected revelations, and embrace the magic of cosmic connections in this hilarious, heartwarming romp.