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Welcome. I’m writer and astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal.
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It’s a peaceful, easy season– NOT
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It’s fishy one!
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And I’ve got the horoscopes to prove it
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Oh, but which signs are they?
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Published in The Scribe So you’re skimming through an article by your fave astrologer (in other words, me) and you’re loving everything she’s saying (thank you, I try) because her descriptions are as witty as they are wise, and satirical yet sincere (stop, you’re making me blush). But this witty, wise, satirical yet sincere astrology […]
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Yep, it’s September (how the eff did that happen?)
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Seriously, these signs will love it.
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It’s all about efficiency and routine.
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Um, what the title says, yeah?
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For some of us, anyway.
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