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Welcome. I’m writer and astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal.
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These three planets are FINALLY straightening out
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It’s gonna be lit
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Burn baby burn, Venus inferno!
Read more "Venus in Sagittarius ignites your social life"The Libra New Moon changes everything
It’s a whopper of a lunation, dude
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Everything you need to know about the two most powerful lunations
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How are the planets affecting YOU this month? Um, read and find out (jeez, lazy much).
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And let me tell you, you’re gonna need it.
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Yep. It’s happening again, but this time you’ll be ready!
Read more "Heads up: Mercury is about to go Retrograde — here’s what it means"Cosmic weather forecast: 2021 Libra season
It’s a peaceful, easy season– NOT
Read more "Cosmic weather forecast: 2021 Libra season"Satiriscope: 2021 Pisces Full Moon
It’s fishy one!
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