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Read more "The Zodiac Abstract"Why these five zodiac signs will love 2021 Taurus Season
I’ve compiled a list of zodiac signs that will love the 2021 Sun, Mercury, and Venus in Taurus. Spoiler alert: it’s not any fire or air signs.
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It’s time to wave goodbye to the fiery restlessness of Aries season and decelerate: the Sun is shifting into placid, purposeful earth sign Taurus.
Read more "Your 2021 Taurus Season (and Mercury in Taurus) survival guide"What 2021 Venus in Taurus means for your zodiac sign
Love is in the air… for a few zodiac signs. Read your 2021 Venus in Taurus horoscope to see if your sign is one of them.
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How will this New Moon in Aries deliver a boost of energy and get you pumped for tomorrow?
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At least one– if not all –of the planetary transits this week are sure to shake you up– especially if you’re one of these zodiac signs.
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The Onion-inspired horoscopes: hilariously absurd for April Fool’s Day
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On Sunday, March 28th, at 12:48 pm MT, our third Full Moon of 2021 arrives, lighting up the sky in fair-minded air sign Libra.
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This weekend we have three unignorable transits that will kick start healing and manifest some major life changes.
Read more "This is THE weekend to manifest major life changes, according to the universe"2021 Venus in Aries turns up the heat in your love life
With Venus in Aries, we’re direct and spontaneous with our affections, if not a bit gutsy and impatient. And we take a forward-thinking approach to love and life relationships.
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Coinciding with the Spring Equinox, Aries season, which lasts from March 20th thru April 19th, is a season of new beginnings– literally: It marks the beginning of the astrological new year.
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