About
Welcome. I’m writer and astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal.
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Ready for the ultimate zodiac sign book?
Read more "The Zodiac Abstract"Aquarius Season– What’s it all about?
The short and sweet lowdown on Aquarius season.
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Cosmic Cannibal’s wry guide to the major astrological aspects
Read more "WTF are (major) Aspects?!"Mars Opposite Saturn
A personal account of how the planetary aspect manifest in my body and life.
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On Dec. 29th, at 8:29 pm MT, we will have our last full Moon of the decade in cardinal water sign Cancer.
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Capricorn season, which runs Dec. 21st through Jan. 19th, is all about taking care of business and getting sh*t done.
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All the T about this rare, benefical planetary transit.
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And why is this transit so terrible?
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Imagine being able to read the story of your astrological personality whenever you want.
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How will the final eclipse of 2020 impact you?
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Quiet the mind to quiet and calm the body, and ultimately access an aspect of yourselves you couldn’t access with a cat nap.
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