
Cosmic Cannibal is your snarky yet savvy guide to the stars. Get the 2023 cosmic guide, horoscopes and more!
Consume the Cosmos
Cosmic Cannibal is your snarky yet savvy guide to the stars. Get the 2023 cosmic guide, horoscopes and more!
It’s around this time each year that I outline all the upcoming transits for the year ahead, which I use to write horoscopes, examine major transits, and stay on top of the cosmic weather–now, you can do the same!
May 16, 2023• Horoscopes, The Planets
April 28, 2023• Astrology, The Planets
February 17, 2023• Astrology • 2 Comments
February 15, 2023• Astrology, The Planets
February 10, 2023• Astrology, The Planets • One Comment
May 23, 2023• The Planets
May 16, 2023• Horoscopes, The Planets
April 28, 2023• Astrology, The Planets
I’m Camille, a.k.a. Cosmic Cannibal.
Let’s be real: astrology is really fun. And it’s even more fun when you understand it. Which is why I do what I do. My snarky-yet-savvy approach makes astrology more accessible, relevant, and enjoyable. That way, you can understand astrology and yourself better, and make the most of who you already are.
I did a couple of sessions with Camille and I was thrilled to see her interpretations. I loved how she wrote about the different signs, their strengths and the challenges they face. She has a way of writing that makes it easy to understand and relate to. I highly recommend her!
I'm a big fan of Camille's work. She breaks down astrology into easy to understand concepts, and she is always eager to help you understand what makes you tick!
I have to say that I really enjoyed Camille’s interpretation of my chart. Some of her comments made me really laugh. She's got great insight into the zodiac signs.
I loved working with Camille. She was my first astrology chart reading and I am glad I went with her. She was super nice and answered all my questions in detail.
I'm a big believer in astrology, but I tend to overthink things. Camille's podcast is a great way for me to learn about the zodiac without getting bogged down in the details.
When I first started taking astrology seriously, I was overwhelmed to the point of paralysis. It was difficult to know where to begin. Camille has a talent for simplifying advanced concepts in a way that makes them accessible. If you're looking for a deeper connection with your chart, I highly recommend her.
May 23, 2023• The Planets
March 23, 2023• Horoscopes, The Planets
March 19, 2023• Horoscopes
March 7, 2023• Horoscopes
February 10, 2023• Horoscopes
If you’re looking to hear your horoscopes read out loud, then check out my podcast COSMIC CHRONICLES: Astrology with Cosmic Cannibal, which has many of the horoscopes featured on this site, but with a dash of disco music and snark.
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