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Welcome. I’m writer and astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal.
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Ready for the ultimate zodiac sign book?
Read more "The Zodiac Abstract"Mercury Retrograde Do’s and Don’ts
Want a hand-dandy guide for surviving the retrograde transit?
Read more "Mercury Retrograde Do’s and Don’ts"Your 2022 Mars in Capricorn Horoscope
Gird your loins for some pragmatism!
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Yep, it’s here: the season of Joey Fatone, Shakira, and Oprah…
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If you’re a fan of gushy sentimental lamenting over what used to be, then this full moon is for you!
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This transit is all about the ~experience~
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And no, it’s not just being in love with love.
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Bumps, bruises, and breakups?! Mmmaybe…
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Besides the fact that it’s the luckiest lunation we’ve had all year. (IT REALLY IS.)
Read more "What you need to know about the Gemini Full Moon"Mars and Mercury are making major moves
One could go as far as saying they are busting moves… through the signs.
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The long and short of it: there’s a lot
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