Welcome. I’m writer and astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal.Read more "About"
Ready for the ultimate zodiac sign book?Read more "The Zodiac Abstract"
Want a hand-dandy guide for surviving the retrograde transit?Read more "Mercury Retrograde Do’s and Don’ts"
Gird your loins for some pragmatism!Read more "Your 2022 Mars in Capricorn Horoscope"
Yep, it’s here: the season of Joey Fatone, Shakira, and Oprah…Read more "Cosmic Weather Forecast: Aquarius Season"
If you’re a fan of gushy sentimental lamenting over what used to be, then this full moon is for you!Read more "Everything you need to know about the 2022 Cancer Full Moon"
This transit is all about the ~experience~Read more "Your Jupiter in Pisces horoscope"
And no, it’s not just being in love with love.Read more "Venus Dominance: what it is and what it means"
Bumps, bruises, and breakups?! Mmmaybe…Read more "What 2021 Venus Retrograde Means for You"
Besides the fact that it’s the luckiest lunation we’ve had all year. (IT REALLY IS.)Read more "What you need to know about the Gemini Full Moon"
One could go as far as saying they are busting moves… through the signs.Read more "Mars and Mercury are making major moves"
The long and short of it: there’s a lotRead more "Cosmic Weather Forecast: Winter Break"