Welcome. I’m writer and astrologer, Cosmic Cannibal.Read more "About"
Ready for the ultimate zodiac sign book?Read more "The Zodiac Abstract"
It’s a peaceful, easy season– NOTRead more "Cosmic weather forecast: 2021 Libra season"
It’s fishy one!Read more "Satiriscope: 2021 Pisces Full Moon"
And I’ve got the horoscopes to prove itRead more "2021 Venus in Scorpio will transform your love life"
Oh, but which signs are they?Read more "These signs will benefit most from the Virgo New Moon"
Published in The Scribe So you’re skimming through an article by your fave astrologer (in other words, me) and you’re loving everything she’s saying (thank you, I try) because her descriptions are as witty as they are wise, and satirical yet sincere (stop, you’re making me blush). But this witty, wise, satirical yet sincere astrology […]Read more "Everything you need to know about Mercury"
Yep, it’s September (how the eff did that happen?)Read more "Your 2021 September Horoscope"
Seriously, these signs will love it.Read more "2021 Mercury in Libra is AMAZING for these signs"
It’s all about efficiency and routine.Read more "Cosmic Weather Forecast: Virgo Season"
Um, what the title says, yeah?Read more "Your 2021 Cancer Season survival guide"
For some of us, anyway.Read more "The 2021 Solar Eclipse in Gemini will change everything"